Paillettes et toilettes

Du people!

Bonjour à tous! Eh oui, ça dessine encore par ici, et pas que sur les tee-shirts de ses enfants! Comme toute les 6 semaines, j´illustre une Vie De Merde People pour Public. Et là c´était Beyoncé qui n´avait pas eu de chance...

Hello everybody! Yes, I´m still drawing, and not only on my kid´s tees! Like every 6 weeks, I illustrate a Fuck My Life People for the french magazin Public. And this time, Beyoncé was unlucky...

Boa tarde todo mundo! Tem ainda desenho por aqui sim! E nao só sobre as camisetas dos filhos! Como cada 6 semanas, eu faço uma illustraçao de... como dizer em potugues... "Vida de merda" People para a revista Public. E desta vez, foi a Beyoncé que nao teve sorte... (disculpe pessoal, estou sem tilde hoje no computador... mas mesmo assim acho que da pra entender... mais ou menos...)

People x5

Bonjour à tous! C´est dans "le Public" de la semaine dernière:

Hello everybody! It´s in the last week´s"Public" magazine:

Boa tarde todo mundo! Está na revista "Public" de la semana passada:

La honte...

Bonjour à tous! Bon, bon, bon, j´ai délaissé ce blog pendant combien de temps? 2 semaines? 3 semaines et demies? Ah presque 3 mois!!!! Oui bon, c´est bien ce que je me disais c´est la honte... Surtout que j´avais prévu plein de choses à poster pendant mes vacances en France... Bon, après les vacances, j´ai des excuses, l´Atelier et même toute la maison ont déménagé à Rio (oui, l´Atelier n´est plus dans la Rua Acapulco). Après il y a eu la rentrée des classes pour les deux pitchounes, donc semaine d´adaptation, etc. Après c´était le carnaval, donc interdiction totale de travailler de prés ou de loin, c´est comme ça (en fait, j´ai quand même un peu travailler, pour VDM people, on travaille le week-end et les jours fériés!!!). Bon, et puis après le carnaval, c´est maintenant quoi... Du coup qu´est-ce qu´on fait? Je vous montre la dernière VDM people et puis rapidement toutes les autres choses que j´avais prévues, d´accord?

Hello everybody! Well,well,well, ok it´s the big shame...How long I let you without post? 2 weeks? 3 weeks and half? What?! Almost 3 months!!!! Well, it´s exactly what I was saying, the big shame... But I had prepared a lot of things to show you during my holidays in France... Well, I didn´t post them... And after, back in Brazil, we moved the Atelier and the all house in Rio (yes, the Atelier isn´t anymore in the Rua Acapulco). After that, it was the school start for both kiddos, with adaptation week, etc. After that, it was Carnaval, so it was absolutly forbidden to work (well, in fact I worked a bit.  For VDM people I must work on the week-end). And, after Carnaval, it´s now... So... What we do? I show you the VDM people (which is in french, sorry) and I´m going to show you all the other things very soon, ok?

Boa tarde todo mundo! Que vergonha! Quanto tempo que não escrevi aqui? 2 semanas? 3 semanas e meia? Quanto?!? Cuasi 3 meses!!!! É exatamente o que eu falei, que vergonha! Sobre tudo que preparei monte de coisas para lhe mostrar durante minhas ferias na França... Bom, depois, de volta no Brasil, o Atelier e a casa inteira se mudaram no Rio (então, o Atelier não fica mais na Rua Acapulco). Depois, tinha o inicio da escola para as duas crianças, com semana de adatação, etc. Depois disso, tinha Carnaval, então, voces sabem, não pode trabalhar durante o Carnaval ( de fato, trabalhei, um pouco, para a VDM people, temos que trablhar mesmo nos feriados!!!!) E depois do Carnaval, bom já é agora... Então, o que que vamos fazer? Vou lhe mostrar a VDM people e muito logo, todas as otras coisas, tá bom?

People - 3

Bonjour à tous et...BONNE ANNÉE 2015 LES AMIS!!!! Bon je suis désolée, notre carte de bonne année n´est pas encore imprimée, ni le calendrier 2015, mais ca ne saurait tarder... En attendant, je vous montre ce qui a occupé ma journée de Noël.

Hello everybody and... A HAPPY 2015 for all of you my friends!!!!! I´m so sorry, our new year card and the 2015 calender are not already printed... I hope I will be able to show you them soon... So, for now, I´m showing you what I have done during my christmas day.

Bom dia todo mundo e... FELIZ ANO NOVO MEUS AMIGOS!!!!! Bom, disculpe, nossa carta de ano novo não esta ainda imprimida, e o calendario 2015 tambem não... mas espero que vão estar prontos logo... Esperando isso, vou te mostrar o que eu fiz no dia de natal.

People encore

Bonjour à tous! Ma seconde illustration de VDM People est dans Public cette semaine (et dans l´Atelier aussi d´ailleurs!). 

Comment ça vous n´l´avez pas reconnu?!? Mais c´est Danny Boon (mais si, avec le Kway...)

People

Bonjour à tous! Voilà un nouveau projet auquel je participe. Oui, oui, il s´agit de BD (ou presque)... J´imagine que tout le monde connaît Vie De Merde, et bien, voici un nouveau projet (enfin nouveau, il a commencé déjà depuis la rentrée, mais bon, pour moi, cette semaine c´était la première fois) associant VDM people et le magazine Public. Voici un petit extrait:

Hello everybody! This is an bit of a new project with a french magazine (Public):

Les questions auxquelles tu ne penses jamais...

Oui, il y a des questions auxquelles on ne pense jamais... peut-être qu´on devrait...

Yes, there are some questions we never think about... maybe we should...

* 2:00 a.m., July

_ Mummy! Santa, can it eat pasta?

_ Hum, yes... I guess.

_ Are you sure?

L´art du compliment

Un joli compliment, ça fait TOUJOURS plaisir!

The art of the compliment
A lovely compliment is ALWAYS a pleasure!

*Waw! Mummy you are beautiful with your clean skirt!

VDM illustrée!

Oulala les amis, c´est trop fou! Aujourd´hui, vous pouvez me trouver sur le site de  vie de merde ! Ouais je vous l´avais dit, c´est trop fou. J´ai illustré une anecdote du site et il y a même une interview! C´est ça, c´est carrément dingue. En tout cas, un grand merci à Julien pour sa confiance et sa gentillesse!  

Comment habiller les enfants de presque 3 ans quand on habite au Brésil.

Juste une petite illustration avant le week-end... Bon week-end!

Just an illustration (completly in french, I´m really sorry...) before the week-end... Have a nice week-end!

How to dress the almost 3 years old kids when you live in Brasil.

Ca prend combien de temps de déménager au Brésil? ( 2ème partie)

Part 2

Then, easy! It takes around 3 weeks to cross the Atlantic to Rio by ship! So now, we are already at...

Truck + container + papers + girl of the « moving organisation » + ship

… 3 months and half.

Well, after, it must pass the bresilian custum. There, be carefull, it´s the comlete uncertainty. The guys can be really... scrupulous about the origin of your furniture´s wood or the brand of the shampoo used by the sheep that we made your carpet´s wool with... Don´t make fun with that!

There, we can add easly 1 month/1 month and half, especially if there is 2 days off!

And, then, move back the boxes into a truck and drive to Macaé...

There, let see the map ( the map is absolutly authentic and, no, I didn´t make it when I was at school), Macaé is located at around 200 km on the northest of Rio de Janeiro.

Well, it will take 4 ou 5 days...

And, finally, YES! We did it! 5 months to get our furnitures! It´s difficult to believe it... it have been so long, some times so difficult... but WE DID IT! Thank you ! Thank you everybody! Thank you Mum! Waw!

But why I brought this? Mummy! What´s that stuff? Hmmm...

Ca prend combien de temps de déménager au Brésil? 2 mois? 2 mois et demi?

* How long it takes to move in to Brasil? 2 months? 2 months and half?

Well, they took the boxes in Oslo around the 20th of august, ok. They had probably taken 25 min to drive to the harbor... To move the boxes from the truck to the container... hmmm... it can take half a day, no more....

Then, for the custom´s papers, we took a week to find all of them and to make 13 copies (at least)...

So that the girl of "the moving organisation" give the papers to the right persons, well ok, there we have lost time... It had taken... 2 months... Yes, but there were 3 days off! And then, there was the funeral of her cousin´s hamster, it was a lovely hamster, and he was 6 years old, it´s uge for a hamster! And off course there was some other families before us. The Lefèvre, for exemple, with 3 kids, they were waiting for theire furnitures since 2004! Or the Esposito, they were living at the hostel since february! So with  only 2 months delay we should be happy!

" And you forget to sign in turquoise blue one of your declaration´s copy!"

After that, well, maybe there wasn´t a ship ready to go to Brasil... so, we add 2 weeks more to the furnitures leave Norway.

to continue...